Early this afternoon Steven Segal escaped the New York State Psychiatric Institute and began a killing spree in upper Manhattan. His incredible speed and agility make him almost impossible to capture. Known for movies centered around his unusually well honed fighting skills, Steven Segal is on what movie critics might call "a thrilling roller coaster of death" as he silently stalks from house to house, snapping the necks of unsuspecting citizens in a manner local teenagers are referring to as "cool".
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
FOX NEWS FLASH
Early this afternoon Steven Segal escaped the New York State Psychiatric Institute and began a killing spree in upper Manhattan. His incredible speed and agility make him almost impossible to capture. Known for movies centered around his unusually well honed fighting skills, Steven Segal is on what movie critics might call "a thrilling roller coaster of death" as he silently stalks from house to house, snapping the necks of unsuspecting citizens in a manner local teenagers are referring to as "cool".
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3 comments:
what!!
Did report mention anything about his buddies helped him to escape from mental hospital because I heard Van Damme, Stallone, and Schwarzenegger were with him.
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LOL, that is too funny!
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