My ex (who might end up reading this) had the most hilarious phobias. She was afraid of balloons, heights, and tapioca. OK heights I understand, but balloons and tapioca? Of course, being, the bastard I am, whenever we went to the store we would end up next to the tapioca and I would grab some and gleefully chase her around. I thought it was hilarious. She sort of didn't. Maybe that's why we aren't together. It could also be because of that time at dinner that I told her I was going to put her in a bathtub of tapioca suspended by balloons. Heights, balloons, and tapioca all in one.. The perfect storm.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Balloonaphobia?
My ex (who might end up reading this) had the most hilarious phobias. She was afraid of balloons, heights, and tapioca. OK heights I understand, but balloons and tapioca? Of course, being, the bastard I am, whenever we went to the store we would end up next to the tapioca and I would grab some and gleefully chase her around. I thought it was hilarious. She sort of didn't. Maybe that's why we aren't together. It could also be because of that time at dinner that I told her I was going to put her in a bathtub of tapioca suspended by balloons. Heights, balloons, and tapioca all in one.. The perfect storm.
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Umm… I’m pretty sure balloons are scary. I once saw a balloon rob a bank and kill a monk. Happy St. Patrick's Day Eve to you sir.
Hey, helium balloons can freak your frack when they start deflating and start floating around your place like a creepy drunk ghost.
HI MOM LOL!! THATS A FUNNY AD.
She was a blonde I bet. A Happy Tree fan eh? I always find myself laughing evilly when I watch that show.
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