Cover:BEE Well Soon!
Inside:
The fire burned away your face,
And my feelings for you,
It gutted your house,
I've met someone new,
Sorry I forgot I was cooking that toaster strudel while you were taking a nap.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
New Hallmark Cards
In a bid to increase sales, Hallmark has begun targeting niche audiences with its new cards. I managed to get my hands on one that was just perfect! Thanks Hallmark!
Cover:
BEE Well Soon!
Inside:
The fire burned away your face,
And my feelings for you,
It gutted your house,
I've met someone new,
Sorry I forgot I was cooking that toaster strudel while you were taking a nap.
Cover:BEE Well Soon!
Inside:
The fire burned away your face,
And my feelings for you,
It gutted your house,
I've met someone new,
Sorry I forgot I was cooking that toaster strudel while you were taking a nap.
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2 comments:
OMG! That's hilarious! Where can I find one?
Just checking out your blog, I had it in my bookmarks from all the way back I dunno when. So, whilst clearing out the bookmark clutter, I thought "Hmmmm, what's this?"
And now I may just keep it in there.
Who knows, I might even be back in another year and a half to, again, remember why I bookmarked it and I'll leave you another comment blabbering about why I'm here leaving another comment.
I hope you were sitting down while you read this most interesting tale.
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