Last night the suburban home of Tom Deshay averted tragedy by only the slimmest of margins. Tom’s family was fast asleep when their motion detecting garage door light activated, illuminating the distant outline of what was most likely a heavily armed and dangerous minority. “Thank God for that light, it saved us all” explained Tom.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Motion-Detecting Garage Light Saves Day
Last night the suburban home of Tom Deshay averted tragedy by only the slimmest of margins. Tom’s family was fast asleep when their motion detecting garage door light activated, illuminating the distant outline of what was most likely a heavily armed and dangerous minority. “Thank God for that light, it saved us all” explained Tom.
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3 comments:
LOL
We have one of those damned annoying hypersensitive things next door going on and off all night - soon I might be that heavily armed minority as I shoot it out of place!
I love you.
DM x
This belongs as an Onion headliner
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