Saturday, January 19, 2008

Je ne puis pas parler français

Not many people know this, but I am an artist. Today I would like to show you some of my most recent pieces. Prepare to be amazed, impressed, and possibly a little turned on.


This first piece is titled "Mon Chiot D'ail". It features a plant watering another plant. It is a socio-political commentary on the war in Iraq. If you don't understand it you are stupid.

This piece is titled "Qui Au Bout Du Beurre D'arachide". It is a powerful image about love, death, and why I hate linear algebra.

Last we come to my favorite piece titled "Ce N'est Pas Votre Salade".
It is my bionicle Thomas holding an oreo.

Clicking the images will bring you to full size uncropped versions.

18 comments:

Silvs said...

LMAO!! you are sooo retarded .. that it's endearing!!

I'm going to say it, I LOVE YOU!!

I'm sooo turned on right now ..OH YEAH!! ..

Anonymous said...

Is Thomas single? I love HIM.

Anonymous said...

Okay, that's it. I love this blog because it's absolutely frickin HILARIOUS.

I found you through BlogMad and now I'm gonna vote for ya...

Anonymous said...

Wow! I had no idea you were so talented! I am deeply moved by the middle image. LOL

Arti Honrao said...

:)
Jus droppin by to say HI


GBU
Arti

carrie said...

funny stuff!

Maritza said...

ummm...I don't get it. Does that make me retarded or just from New Jersey?

Nicoel said...

Gold! People he's just before his time

Miss Cellania said...

You're nuts.

I like that in a man.

Anonymous said...

"...and possibly a little turned on"? I demand satisfaction! Although Bionicle Thomas with an Oreo is mighty tempting...

Hot damn.

Anonymous said...

You are exactly right because it's "Je ne peux pas parler français".

Good stuff.

Anonymous said...

Hysterical!!!

-darlanger said...

amazing. i love your art :D

Jorge said...

I need to learn French now. Or get really drunk. Feels good to have options.

The Complimenting Commenter said...

Those are all quite funny. Thanks for the laughs.

Azhar said...

Lol you actaully did the plant watering a plant thing lol!The last image is actually pretty good man....

Jod{i} said...

and here I was thinking it was just me an the alegbra thing...wow someone else out there gets it!

Anonymous said...

The plants...very seductive!