Thursday, January 12, 2006

Trident Tropical Twist

I would like to take a moment to thank my favorite gum Trident Tropical Twist for always being there for me. Whenever I was sad and lonely I would chew you and feel much better. And whenever I sat through a crappy movie, you'd be right there, holding my hand. And whenever I went into the future via a transphasic gateway to annihilate hordes of Series 7 Killbots in the year 2045 with a variable intensity pulse rifle operating at 8 megawatts with a dual fusion energy core and an underbarrel EMP grenade launcher, you came along for the ride.

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