Monday, January 30, 2006

Somone stole my pajamas

So it looks like my sister stole my Spongebob Pajamas. I can't believe her. I called her up and she admitted "yes Eric, I stole your Spongebob Square PANTS" get it.. pants. Oh shes a riot. I have to go get those back soon. And yeah, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "wow he's a huge loser to have Spongebob pajamas". Well you know what? Chicks dig them man. They see you wearing them and imagine there is a cute funny charming side to you. A side that appreciates Spongebob and his wacky antics. I can't even count how many times my pajamas have driven a girl mad with desire. I mean one second I'm chatting on the phone about what I wear to bed, next thing I know her car comes crashing into my house like that "I'll be back" scene in Terminator 1 and shes demanding sex like Arnold demanded those pants, boots and keys to the motorcycle.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

oh

is that so?