Ho Ho Ho

You lonely alcoholics might have noticed the salesperson wearing a funny hat or a small candy cane display as you purchased a two-liter of vodka. This is because Christmas is nearly upon us. It's that magical time of the year where you spend 40 minutes suffering in line at Best Buy so you can purchase that long-requested Maroon 5 CD for your children with room-temperature IQ's and no taste. But it's not all about the commercialism and the unusually high suicide rate my friends. There's also hot cocoa and ham and the smell of the Christmas tree and kissing that cute girl in the ponytail on new-years eve. It's so easy to make fun of this season but I can't really imagine life without it.